What We Do
Who We Are
Teddy Fatscher

What odd things do you plan on doing with your life? I plan on being a fishing boat captain one day. Living out at sea with my dog, Dutchess. Maybe meet a mermaid and elope.

Most unusual thing you’re willing to admit? I have a phobia of hair ties…I also have a third nipple

On a Friday night you are: working at the bar as a bouncer or a bartender. I make a mean margarita.

You’re really good at: Eating and lifting people up. Also, screwing… (I’m a wizard with a drill in my hand.)

Relationship Status: Teddy@briansandersjunk.com